What do you call a Russian who is not able to take part in winter sports?
Kanotski.
What do you call a Russian who is not able to take part in winter sports?
Kanotski.
How do earthquakes say thank you?
Shook-riya.
Why do people from Kerala drink and fly only Kingfisher?
Because they’re all Mallya-lis.
Did you hear about the website who had his own TV show?
It was called ‘My Name Is URL’.
One website to another: “My girlfriend broke up with me man. She said that I had a tinyurl.
Did you hear about the condom who was also a musician?
He played by reading sheath music.
A long time ago a chinese monk travelled to India. Somebody asked him, “How are you?”. What did he answer?
I am Fa-Hien.
What Apple operating system do south Indians use?
Ayyo-S.
What does an Israeli do when he wants coffee?
He-brews.
What did one blanket say to the other when they were lost in a maze?
“We need to find duvet out of here!”
